This is my favorite motherfucking thing about getting closer to Halloween every FUCKING YEAR
am i the only one who does this or
HEY YOU UNDEAD ASSHOLES
- French Friend: well, the total cost of me going to Med school is about 406 a year -
- American Friend: THOUSAND?
- French Friend: Um, no. 406 Euro. It sounds a little high but it covers the cost of my textbooks, extra classes and most of my housing. How much is it for you?
- Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
- Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
- Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
- Bad puns in TV episode titles
Give me two fictional characters you think are my parents.
#points if you go into how their parenting styles work together and what they fight over #how they balance each other out #are they coparenting or is it a divorced parents scenario #if the latter who do I stay with on the weekends #yes this is good
The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim - Daedric Armor by Cat-Sup
how to get a boyfriend
put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.